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  “How did you know?” Cindy asked.

  “Never came across a bomb yet that announced itself,” I told her.

  “That’s it?” my wife yelled. “You bet everything on a little red light! How many bombs have you come across in your life?” Man she was pissed, see how easy I can get into trouble?

  “No time, Tracy. This thing still has juice so somebody was here recently and they know they have company, and just because this wasn’t a bomb doesn’t mean they don’t have something much more real.” All I had done was delay the inevitable. She would remember this long after the mountains had crumbled to the sea. “Just keep piling them up, don’t you Talbot,” I said under my breath. Hey, I was a good 54% sure that thing wasn’t a real bomb.

  “Why did I feel the need to leave Maine and follow your crazy cracker ass again?” BT asked irately as I came back to the truck.

  “Apparently you felt that I was a little more sane than the Talbot collective,” I told him as I patted him on the shoulder and grabbed a few more ammo magazines.

  “I was going to go to King Soopers that day,” BT said wistfully.

  “Huh?” I asked him.

  “That day when you came into the Safeway store. I had planned on going to King Soopers the night before. In fact, I had gone but they were all out of buttermilk.” “Buttermilk?”

  “Yeah, I like buttermilk pancakes in the morning and I make them from scratch.”

  “Well aren’t you just the Galloping Gourmet,” I told him as I stuffed my cargo pockets with more gear.

  “Just one carton, one stupid little carton of buttermilk, that’s all they had to have and I’d be waiting this whole thing out in my penthouse apartment off of Leetsdale.” I stopped what I was doing. “Wait, you lived in a penthouse suite?”

  “Yup, private entrance and everything,” He said with regret.

  “Why the hell didn’t you say anything? We would have been way better off there,” I said looking right at him.

  “I didn’t want you guys messing my crib up. I heard about what you did to your own place. And anyway I checked it out the day you went to the armory, that buttermilk saved my life twice. The building was in ruins, most of it was burnt and zombies were wandering around everywhere. I think I could have gotten to my suite but I’m not sure if I would have made it out. And it wasn’t like I had told anyone where I was going. Even you wouldn’t have come and tried to rescue me.” “Yeah, you’re probably right,” I told him, heading back to the door way.

  “Well, you don’t have to be so cavalier about it,” he yelled to my retreating back.

  “You know I love you man. Travis, Justin come on, let’s find a suitable room. I’m exhausted.” Brian came up to me just as I got the entrance. “Do we sweep the whole building?”

  “I don’t think so, that sounds too much like Russian Roulette. Eventually we’re going to come across an apartment with a loaded gun.” He nodded but I could tell he didn’t like my reasoning. “I know man, it doesn’t make for a secure perimeter, but I’m really hoping that if we leave them alone, they’ll leave us alone.” “I think that’s asking a lot,” Perla said as she came up to our small meeting. “I mean, this is their home and all.” “Would you rather get in a fire fight?” I asked her crossly.

  “Maybe we should just find someplace else,” Cindy said.

  “This one is empty!” Jack yelled about three doors down the corridor.

  “Good enough, let’s park the cars right up against the doors and get the supplies in. Let’s take a breather and then we’ll sit down and see if we can get a game plan for tomorrow,” I told the group.

  Within a few trips all the ammo and food were in our temporary abode. I was going back to the truck for one final look to make sure I didn’t miss anything when I heard Cindy talking to someone.

  “What’s with all the sani wipes? There has to be about twenty containers of them,” she asked curiously.

  I was coming up to the building exit when I heard BT’s laughter. “Oh that’s rich,” he said. “That’s Mike’s secret stash, the Lean Green Fighting Machine is afraid of germs. Can’t stand the thought of touching other people. I still haven’t figured out yet how he conceived children, either it was a standin or Immaculate Conception.” I walked through the exit with a scowl laced on my face, hoping to put an end to this conversation. My presence sparked a hint of embarrassment on Cindy’s face. She dropped the container she was holding as if it was about to burst into flame. BT thought my timing impeccable.

  “I was just talking about you,” he guffawed.

  “Yeah, I heard.”

  “Want a drink of water?” he asked, placing his bottle damn near on my lips.

  It was all I could do to not push the thing away, thus confirming his accusations to Cindy.

  “You’re a pain in the ass BT,” I told him; he smiled and pulled the bottle back.

  “And it’s not even because I’m black,” BT told a shocked Cindy as he took a long swig of the water.

  “That’s good I guess,” she said hesitantly as she retreated to be back with people she understood.

  “I think we should post a guard in the hallway,” Jack said as we all sat around the apartment. The light from a half dozen emergency candles made it almost light enough to read by.

  “Too exposed,” I said.

  “I don’t like being canned up like this,” he replied.

  “I’ve got an idea, help me find some paper and something to write on,” I told him. Ten minutes later I was taping a note to our door: “To whom it may concern, We mean no one any harm we plan on being here for a day or two at the most. We are well armed with meager supplies, nothing here is worth dieing for, if you feel like talking just knock. PS Zombies not welcome.” “I think you need an editor,” Cindy said as she read the note.

  “I’ll get one as soon as I can,” I told her.

  “Is the last part really needed?” Perla asked.

  “I’m not putting anything past them at this point,” I told her. “And if that dissuades just one of those smelly bastards from coming here then it was worth it.” She shrugged her shoulders. “Can’t hurt.”

  We went back in and I turned the deadbolt. I sat down heavily on a musty but comfortable futon couch. The only other occupant was BT and still I barely had enough room.

  “Any ideas for tomorrow?” I asked the room.

  “Do you think the furniture store is completely surrounded?” Tracy asked. “Maybe there’s a weak point.” “Encircling seems to be their primary means of attack,” I said. “But they’re not always consistent with how many are at any given point.” “Assault the thinnest area then?” Brian asked.

  “Yeah, but as soon as we start shooting we become the center of attention,” Travis filled in with his own experience.

  “A diversion then? Some start shooting, wait to pull the zombies away, and then another group goes in,” Justin suggested.

  “I’m not sure we’d be able to pull enough away,” I told him. He deflated slightly. “It’s a good thought,” I said, trying to pump him back up. “It’s just that we never tried something like that with this many. I don’t know that enough of them would even get the message that something was going on.” “I’ve got an idea,” Brian said. “But I need to scope it out a little better tomorrow when we can see the layout.” We were all looking at him expectantly.

  “It’s just a thought,” he started back up. “In the southeast corner of the parking lot there was a fast food restaurant. It was on a grade about six feet higher than the furniture store parking lot.” “Wasn’t there a fence?” I asked, trying to picture what he was talking about.

  “There should be, or a retaining wall, something, or otherwise people would go rolling down the hill. I’m thinking we could set up a ladder.” “It has to be at least a hundred fifty feet from that parking lot to the roof. I’m assuming that’s what you mean?” I asked.

  “That’s what I’m talking about, but as for the ladder I’m thinki
ng on a grander scale.”

  “A fire truck!” BT blurted out.

  “How far do those extend?” Tracy asked.

  “A hundred feet?” I threw out there.

  “I think some of the bigger ladder trucks can get to about a hundred twenty feet,” Jack said. “I used to work in the motor pool and I’ve done some maintenance on emergency vehicles.” “That’s still a hell of a gap,” I said, “Let’s hope my math is off.”

  Our impromptu meeting adjourned, we chose sticks for the order of guard duty. I got the fourth shortest which put me at just about the worst spot. Late enough that I’d be well into my REM sleep when I got interrupted, then I’d do my duty and not have enough time left over before we got going in the morning to make going back to sleep worthwhile. Great, I got to look forward to an entire day of having heavy lidded eyes. My head had just hit my couch cushion when I was shaken awake. Jack’s face was unfamiliar and the darkness from the room made my heart skip a beat; I instinctively reached for my sidearm.

  “Friendly, Mike, friendly!” Jack said, putting his hands up. “It’s your turn for watch.”

  The shading of his face gave him the appearance of a wraith. I stared long and hard before the image of a floating skull dissipated and I was once again able to reconcile the parts of his face into a known entity. “Scared me,” I told him, releasing the grip on my pistol.

  “Yeah well, you did a number on me too. You Marines always so jumpy?”

  I dragged my hand across my eyes. “Get some sleep,” I said as I sat up. I shivered as Jack retreated into the shadows of the far corner of the room. I could not shake the feeling I had just seen a dead man.

  I was in the midst of a very uneventful guard watch when I first heard the shuffling noise. It was so faint I thought I might be imagining it. It could have been a rat or even one of our party with a particularly nasty itch. That was, of course, until I saw a shadow play under the door to the apartment. Something was out there. Now the true question, was it alive or dead? There was no peep hole through which to look, and if somehow Sir Licks A Lot had made the journey I might have finally slipped over the edge I was holding onto so precariously.

  I was standing no further than a foot from the door, stuck in a thought loop. Open the door, confront our guest whether friend or foe, or sit and wait and see if they tried to enter. Whoever it was had stones the size of Mount Rushmore and they weren’t zombies. I watched as they turned the door knob which spun freely, but when they pushed up against the door the dead bolt held fast. I gripped my rifle tight, wondering if I should just pop a few rounds through the door. There was no way I was missing from this range.

  “Michael,” came a voice through the door. It was low and throaty and downright terrifying. Cold sweat broke out across my entire body. It wasn’t a question, it was a statement.

  This wasn’t happening, Jack hadn’t really yet awakened me for my shift. “I’m dreaming,” I said aloud. But I wasn’t, I remember what I had been dreaming. Travis and I had been playing the Wii, Mariokart to be specific, and I had been winning so I had KNOWN that it was a dream.

  “Michael, I know you’re there. I can hear you.” The voice, definitely female, came through the door and drilled me in the heart.

  “I’m not here,” I mouthed.

  “Open the door, invite me in.”

  My hand was working on its own volition. I slowly brought it up and it was now resting gently on the dead bolt. I turned the lock, the resounding click disengaging the mechanism.

  “Dad?” Justin asked as he came up behind me. “What are you doing?”

  As I was about to turn to look at my son, the shadow under the door vanished. “Am I sleeping?” I asked him in all seriousness.

  “Well if you are, so am I,” he said smiling. “Dad,” he noted with concern. “It can’t be more than 50 degrees in here and you’re covered in sweat. You getting sick?” “I think I might be,” I told him as I walked away from the door.

  Justin passed by me to reengage the lock, a quizzical look on his face.

  “What are you doing up?” I asked him at the end of the short entryway.

  “Woke up a couple of minutes ago. I was having a bad dream that Eliza found us. She wanted me to invite her in. You alright? You’re looking a little pale.” “It was just a dream,” I told him with absolutely no conviction, and he saw it for the falsehood that it was, just empty words.

  “Who was at the door?” he asked uneasily.

  “Avon, I think.” I just spit it out; it was my way of diffusing the terror. “Sorry,” I said when I saw his frustration. “I’m not sure if anyone was there,” I told him in all truth.

  “But there might have been?” he questioned further.

  “Maybe,” I said, licking my lips.

  “Was it…?” he asked the unimaginable.

  “You should go back to sleep,” I told him. Of course I didn’t sleep another minute the rest of the night, wondering if I had just come that close to the end of my mortality.

  The morning brought a bustle of activity as we planned our strategy. Everything came to a halt when Jack opened the door.

  “Someone is messing with us,” he scowled as he held my note up. Someone had scrawled “Death Awaits” in a suspiciously red-colored medium, with the added effects of drips and all. “Anybody hear anything?” he asked the room.

  Justin and I gave each other a quick knowing glance which fortunately went wholly unnoticed. What was I going to say? “Yeah, this vampire chick who wants to kill me and everyone I know was at the door last night and wanted in. Funny thing is I almost let her.” That probably wouldn’t go over so well.

  “Well that’s a cluster,” Brian said, looking through his binoculars at the furniture store from the same vantage point as the evening before.

  “I think I can smell them,” Travis said disgustedly.

  “Definitely looks like your friends set up camp on the roof,” Brian said as he surveyed the area.

  I walked over to the truck. “You tell Ron about this and you’ll be walking home,” I told Gary .

  “About what?” he asked suspiciously.

  I pushed the passenger side view mirror back and forth until it snapped off.

  “He is going to be pissed,” Gary said shaking his head.

  “Do you do this stuff on purpose?” BT questioned me.

  “I’ve got my reasons.” I lined up the mirror with the early morning sun, trying to see if I could get some reflection to the people on the roof to let them know we were here.

  “Do you know Morse code?” Jack asked me.

  “Just S.O.S,” I told him truthfully.

  “I know a little,” Perla said sheepishly. The entire group turned to look at her. “When I was 15 my boyfriend and I learned it so that we could message to each other when it was safe to either sneak out or sneak in.” She gave Jack a weak smile.

  “You never cease to surprise me,” he said as he kissed her forehead.

  “Doesn’t matter though, I’m pretty sure nobody over there would know how to read what you signal,” I told her.

  “So you basically just ripped the mirror off for nothing?” Tracy asked with one raised eyebrow.

  “Et tu Brutus?” I asked.

  “I knew it was a mistake when they took you off the Lithium,” Tracy laughed.

  “She’s kidding, right?” Cindy asked with a frown.

  “Mostly,” I told her.

  Travis had grabbed the binoculars from Brian, “Dad, they see us I think. They’re waving their hands.” I grabbed the binoculars, “Do you think they know it’s us?” he asked me.

  “I don’t know how. I can barely see their faces with the binoculars and it doesn’t look like they have a pair up there.”

  “Wish we had a telescope or something,” Paul said. “I mean, I’m pretty sure it’s them but I’m not a hundred percent sure.” “Well, they’re signaling something,” Alex said as he shaded his eyes. “Long, short, short, short, break, long, long.
Is that Morse code?” “Hell if I know,” Paul replied. “I’ve known Mike a long time, he’s never said anything about knowing it, but that doesn’t necessarily mean he doesn’t. But he’s got to know that I don’t know it.” “Maybe he’s hoping someone up here does,” Erin said.

  “Wait, let’s reason this out,” MJ said coming up to the edge of the roof. “You’re pretty sure he doesn’t know Morse code and he would be fairly confident that you don’t either. Now considering that it is a pretty archaic form of communication, we’ve got to think that he doesn’t believe anybody up here would know it. But yet he keeps repeating the same signal.” “Well, what is it brain boy?” Mrs. Deneaux sniffed disdainfully, sitting in her chaise lounge chair as if it were a throne, smoking another cigarette. Joann looked like she wanted to throttle the old lady if only to get a hold of one of those coffin nails.

  “What if the long dash equates to a five and the short dashes equal a one,” MJ said, basically talking out loud as he tried to figure the logic puzzle out.

  “Eight and ten?” Joann asked, “What the hell does that mean?”

  “What if they represent letters in the alphabet?” Alex asked.

  Erin started counting the letters off her fingers. “H and J? Still doesn’t make much sense.” “More like old school Risk board game pieces,” Paul added, completely from left field.

  “Any chance you could elaborate?” MJ asked.

  “The long is a ten and the short is a one,” Paul said excitedly.

  “Thirteen and twenty, so what?” Joann asked.

  “M and T,” MJ said.

  “Mike motherfucking Talbot!” Alex said, high-fiving Paul.

  “I think your message got through, Dad,” Justin said. “Paul and Alex are both fist pumping the air.” “‘Bout time, let’s go find a ladder truck,” I said to everyone, motioning that we should get going.

  “They’re leaving!” Joann said with dejection.