Deadly Eleven Page 9

  “I’m not going to give you until three, Big Guy,” I said condescendingly.

  He sneered in reaction to my words.

  “Put the guns down now or you’re dead,” I warned softly.

  Number Two reacted quicker than Spindler had. He was already halfway back in the truck.

  “NOW!” I yelled. Durgan hitched his hand toward the trigger slightly, murderous intent in his eyes. Finally he seemed to realize he wasn’t going to win this Mexican standoff.

  “This isn’t over!” he bellowed in ferocity. So this is what a pissed off bear looked like. He never did put the gun down, but I wasn’t going to push my luck as they both got back into the truck. “Debbie, drive!” I heard him yell even with the windows closed. It must have been deafening in that enclosed space. I was thankful they had left. I had no desire to detain them.

  I let out a sigh of relief as I walked back into the bay to see who my allies were. Alex and Justin were as tense as I was and were just now shouldering their weapons. It was the mischievous grin of Travis, however, that had me laughing like a crazy man. In each of his hands he carried two laser leveling devices.

  “Thanks for that,” I said as I went over and clapped Travis on his back.

  “No problem,” he answered, but I could see the pride in his eyes.

  “Where’s Spindler?” Alex asked.

  “He took off at the first sign of trouble,” was my response.

  “Spineless, worthless piece of s….” Alex kept saying but he was out of earshot as he was moving away to gather the last bit of his haul.

  “All right, guys,” I said to Travis and Justin. “Let’s finish up here, I can’t imagine Durgan has many friends he could bring back with him, but I don’t want to find out.”

  “Right!” Justin was in complete agreement.

  Travis nodded, still grinning. He placed the leveling devices in his pockets and went to help Alex and Brendon pull the load into the truck.

  Finally we were ready to head to our next stop. I pulled myself up into the cab of the big rig. Alex drove the van up alongside me. Travis was sitting with him, and Justin was with me.

  “Are we going to look for Spindler?” Alex asked, looking up at me.

  My first response wanted to be ‘Fuck no!’ But that didn’t seem very humanitarian of me. Instead I came out with, “he knows where we’re going, if he has balls enough to come back he’ll meet us there.”

  “I guess we’ll never see him again then,” Alex laughed. “Little bandejo!”

  I was starting to stress out a little, driving an 18-wheeler had seemed a whole lot easier when I was drunk. Staring at all the knobs and switches and 12-gear stick shift seemed terrifying at the moment. I couldn’t tell everyone they had just wasted two hours of their time for nothing. Sweat broke out on my forehead.

  Justin calmly looked over at me. “You don’t know how to drive this thing do you?”

  Captain Obvious strikes again. I ground the living shit out of first gear. It smelled like it did when I would blow up my toy models with firecrackers when I was twelve; ahhhh, there’s nothing like the smell of burned plastic in the morning! I was paraphrasing from Apocalypse Now. Okay, so I wasn’t doing the movie any justice, but it was helping to calm my nerves. My brain works in mysterious ways. Just ask my wife, she’ll tell you.

  The truck lurched forward five feet and stalled. I did the same routine three more times. I didn’t have a true reference point, but I figured this was what it felt like when those crazy cowboys hopped on one of those mechanical bucking broncos. I was hopping around that seat like I had eaten five cans of Mexican jumping beans. Justin was having a blast; I wasn’t having nearly as much fun. I had only just gotten my stomach completely under control about fifteen minutes previously. Alex waited about fifty feet ahead of us. I wanted to wave him forward, my fear being that I might not be able to stop this behemoth once I got it going. On my fourth attempt I was finally able to get the truck into second. That probably had more to do with the fact that I had burned the first gear completely out rather than any newly attained skill. Thank God, Safeway was only five hundred yards away—as it was, it took me all of ten minutes to get there. Since there was no way I was going to back this thing into the rear dock, I pulled up to the front doors and did what I did best, I stalled it.

  “Well that was something special to behold,” Alex said as he got out of the van smiling.

  Sweat was pouring off me in sheets. Justin had broken a land speed record for carsickness. He puked as soon as he could scramble out of the cab.

  “Not so funny now, is it?” I asked.

  “Travis is riding home with you,” Justin answered between heaves.

  “Okay, guys, you know the drill.” I started. “Justin, you stay out here and keep watch. Blast the truck horn if you need us. Alex, Trav, you stay with me while we check this store out.”

  Chapter 9

  Journal Entry – 9

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  Justin was wiping his face and getting ready to climb up on the truck hood to get a better vantage point as we entered the store. The smell was….antiseptic. I was in heaven for a second.

  “Don’t move!” came the voice from above. Someone was using the store’s P.A. system.

  We stopped moving.

  “We...we don’t want any trouble,” came the anxious voice. I don’t know why he was so panicky, we were the ones being drawn down on, or so I thought. Who could possibly live in this day and age and not arm themselves. I should have known some pacifists would survive Armageddon.

  “We don’t want any trouble either,” I responded, not knowing where to direct my voice so I found myself talking to the nearest speaker in the ceiling. “We just want to get some food and get back home.”

  “Home,” the disembodied voice said with a whimsical lilt.

  “Yeah, we live at the Little Turtle complex and we—” I began and didn’t get a chance to finish.

  “Little Turtle!” came the excited reply. “My aunt lives… lived there.”

  “That’s great!” I was beginning to feel like we could connect.

  “Yeah, yeah, Vivian, Vivian Deneaux,” he added eagerly.

  My hopes sank. If the nephew was a tenth like the aunt we were dead where we stood.

  I’m not sure from what vantage point I was being watched, but he must have seen my face fall at the mention of his aunt.

  “Oh you must know her!” he said. “I know she’s an über-bitch, but she’s all the family I have now. If you put the guns down, we can talk.”

  “Umm…” I replied. “We’re not having the best day today, I would feel much more comfortable if we held on to them. I will send these other two back outside, and I will re-sling my gun, that’s the best I can offer.”

  “That’ll have to do,” was his curt reply.

  When Travis and Alex had gone back out and my weapon was back on my shoulder, a little man—no more than 5’5”—came out from behind the customer service desk. He wore Coke bottle glasses, had a receding hairline that had probably earned him the nickname ‘Fivehead’. (I’ll explain—it’s like ‘forehead’ only his is so big it’s a FIVE head. So it’s not the funniest joke in the world, and it is at the expense of another, but you gotta admit, it’s still humorous). He had on penny-loafers, khaki pants, a shirt and a tie, and a Safeway smock that had his name, Store Manager Thad adhered to it.

  “How you doing, Thad?” I extended my hand out.

  “How...how did you know?” He quickly realized his mistake and blushed as he looked down at his nametag.

  I couldn’t believe this guy was still alive. A field mouse would most likely send him shrieking into the night. Bad example, that would probably send me shrieking into the night, too.

  “How many of you are there, Thad?” I asked as he finally closed the distance between us and took my proffered hand.

  “Four.” He winced; I may have gripped his hand a little too tightly. I was still a bundle of nerves.

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��May I say something, sir?” he began.

  “Mike,” I answered.

  “Mike?” he asked.

  “Yeah, Mike Talbot’s my name.”

  “Mike, please don’t take this wrong.” He looked a little embarrassed at what he was about to say, and he didn’t want to offend me, but he held true to his convictions. “You really do smell bad,” he finished. I noted he had a distinctive not-oft used English accent buried in there somewhere.

  “Yeah, I get that a lot,” I said as I put my non-offending arm around him.

  He visibly relaxed. I told him about why we were here, about the Little Turtle complex and that all of them were welcome. There was still plenty of room to be had.

  Thad called out to the rest of his cohorts, who turned out to be two of his co-workers and one customer. From behind the aisle with the canned fruit came a woman in her late fifties. Sores covered most of her arms and she had some on her face. I gripped my rifle a little tighter thinking she might be one of the undead. When that didn’t appear to be the case, I wondered how she could possibly be developing a case of scurvy in a grocery store. She nodded in my general direction and headed back down the aisle picking at a sore at the bridge of her nose.

  Thad whispered to me. “She’s been doing that since this whole mess started, a sore no sooner closes up and she picks it open.”

  I shuddered in revulsion. The germaphobe in me was going to make sure that she wasn’t in the same vehicle as me when we headed back.

  From right behind me, where he had been waiting behind the shopping carts, came a giant of a man carrying a tire iron. I would have thought it was Durgan, but this man was a soft chocolate color. He unnerved me to the core; give me a zombie any day.

  “Sure glad I didn’t have to use this,” he said as he smacked the iron into his open palm. Alex and Travis rushed in thinking it was a gunshot it was that loud.

  “Ah yeah, me, too,” I said honestly.

  “That big fellow’s name is Tynes, but we all call him Big Tiny, because…” Thad stated.

  “I get it,” I said looking straight into Big Tiny’s sternum.

  “BT for short,” the big man said as he walked a little ways past us to get a water out of one of the end cap coolers. I noticed he had a small smirk on his face, as if happy that his size had visibly flustered me like it did.

  The last to show herself was the lone customer in the store when Thad had prudently locked the doors from the horrible nightmare that raged all around in the parking lot. Her name was Beth, and she was in her late thirties, early forties, shoulder-length auburn hair, green-hazel eyes, and a heart-shaped face. She was attractive, but there was something else about her; I had an overwhelming sense of déjà vu. I knew her somehow, but I had never laid eyes on her before, at least not in this lifetime. Anyway, there was no time to solve mysteries. With four extra hands, the loading of the truck went exceedingly smooth. I made sure that we also did a thorough raid on the pharmaceuticals. You never knew when you were going to need a Percocet or two, errr, I mean penicillin.

  The truck was stuffed as full as it could get, but the grocery store was still brimming with supplies. I would have liked to go unload this shipment and come back, but it was already beginning to darken, and I had not the least desire to be out here any longer. We could come back tomorrow, zombies willing. I climbed back into the truck. Thad was in the process of getting in on the other side. When I stared ahead through the windshield, I felt like I had been punched in the gut. Standing not more than a hundred feet away was THE zombie woman, and she was holding something. I was having a difficult time discerning what it was when she held it above her head.

  “Oh Christ!” I opened my door and evacuated my guts.

  Thad had just adjusted himself in the seat before he had looked. “Oh Dear Father in Heaven!”

  More power to Thad, he didn’t get nauseous, but then again he didn’t know the person that head used to belong to.

  “Dad!” Travis yelled, “That zombie has Spindler!”

  I jumped down off the truck. I wanted to run up to her and scream ‘What are you doing,’ and ‘Why are you following us?’ My gaze kept returning to the head in her upstretched arm. Eyes rolled back so only the whites showed, tongue lolling out like a dog on a hot summer’s day. Ragged flesh around the neck showed the numerous bite marks it had taken to separate the head from the body. There was at least six inches of blindingly white spine that hung down past the ropes of skin and vein. She dropped the head and even from this distance we heard the sound, mostly because I think all of us were holding our breaths. The skull cracked with an audible ‘pop’ and as luck would have it, Spindler’s head, of course, rolled to a stop upside down, looking at us. I looked back up to her face, my mouth hanging open like a giant Venus flytrap. She nodded once and turned to walk back through the alleyway.

  I shouted at her. “What does that mean?” not expecting any reply. “Is that what you’re going to do to us?” And then it dawned on me. “Is that your brand of payback for us not killing you?”

  She had been watching the exchange with Durgan. She had seen Spindler turn tail and run. I was scared all the way down to my meat and potatoes. This involved a much higher brain activity than ‘Must Eat Brains.’ She was displaying signs of justice, albeit a Thailand version, but a form of justice all the same. It took all of my control not to run to her and demand an answer. She had helped, of that I was sure. Spindler was a spineless little piece of shit, but he wouldn’t blindly run into a lone zombie. No, he was cornered, or, more likely, I thought, herded into a trap. The little pecker left me in the lurch, and I had fully intended on busting his nose when I saw him back at Little Turtle, but I never would have wished on him what had happened. Big Tiny started to walk towards the end of the store to the alleyway that buttressed between the grocery store and a bar.

  “BT, I wouldn’t do that,” I told him.

  “I know YOU wouldn’t,” he said condescendingly.

  “Go ahead. But I’m sure she has friends. LOTS of friends,” I said as nonchalantly as possible.

  His step faltered a beat, but he kept steadily onwards. Without turning back he asked, “How many friends do you think she has?” a minute quaver in his voice.

  “At least a dozen or so. How many do you think you could kill with that tire iron before they overtake you?” I challenged.

  His pace slowed, but he didn’t want to let up now that he was committed. I had to find him an out so he could save face, especially in front of the women.

  “BT, I’m sure you could take out the zombies, but it’s getting dark and I want to get this truck home and unloaded before midnight,” I temporized.

  Even from seventy feet I could see the relaxation in his shoulders. “Yeah, you’re right, man. I am tired. Stupid zombies.” He chucked his tire iron and turned to come back. The bar clanged and slid to the foot of the alleyway not more than five feet away from the woman zombie and a couple hundred of her closest friends. Evil oozed from the mouth of that darkness and I was happy to be leaving. As powerful as the déjà vu had been upon seeing Beth, so too was the feeling that we had just averted a major disaster. It would have been easier to use the whole parking lot to turn the truck around, but I didn’t want to be anywhere near the alleyway in case I stalled—which was a viable possibility. The truck ride home wasn’t nearly as stomach-turning as my previous attempt. Either I was getting better, or I was too distracted to care; although Thad was looking a little green, but that could have been from our encounter moments before. I waited by the bus gate, waiting for them to open it.

  “Any zombies with you?” Jed’s familiar voice rang out.

  “Open this gate, old man, before I ram this truck through that stupid bus,” I responded.

  Jed waved the bus to move and the sliding wall retracted. Smiling a little, the old bastard was having a great time busting my balls. Great, just what I needed. And then the more I thought about it, I think he was right, but I wasn’t going to let
him know.

  Dammit! I stalled the truck halfway through the entrance.

  “Nice driving, Tex!” Jed shouted.

  “Shut up, you old fart!” I yelled, fresh sweat busting out on my forehead.

  “Should I just put up a neon sign that says ‘OPEN?’” he yelled back.

  Now he was laughing, and I was so flustered, I flooded the damn engine. The guards were looking up and down the street, they were nervous. We hadn’t had this large a breach since the night it all went down. I was finally able to get it started and all the way in. The bus almost slammed into my rear end in their haste to get the gate closed. I pulled the rig up to the clubhouse for the off-loading and I hopped down. Jed bustled over, beaming at our haul, including the four newcomers. However, he was a little put off when he noticed our returning party was one fewer than the departing one.

  “Spindler?” he asked.

  I shook my head subtly. There must have been something to the look in my eye, because he didn’t press the issue. I had other things on my mind to contend with; the strange zombie woman being at the forefront. I would wait for tonight to speculate on that though. I quickly gave Jed an account of our run-in with Durgan and then waved one of the Little Turtle women over, Joann Orefice. She was the unofficial official welcome wagon.

  “Hey, Joann, we’ve got four newbies,” I began.

  “Three,” Thad stated firmly.

  I looked his way. My eyebrows arched up as if to say ‘really?’

  “Look,” he said, “she might not be the nicest person in the world, but she’s family, and she’s all I’ve got left. Don’t worry, I know where she lives.” He headed off into the twilight.

  From zombies to Mrs. Deneaux, I was weighing the choices.

  “Three then,” I finished.

  Joann moved closer towards our small group. “Ohmigod.” She stopped short. “What is that smell?”

  “I’m leaving, I’m leaving,” I said. This was preferable to an explanation. But before I left, I had to ask one question. “Beth, have we ever met before?”